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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[insurgent]

but will you win?

[reek]

[ He is too! He just has a different way of going about it.

Her words do sting, though. Jon aside, Sansa was the Stark child who was always seemed the most distant from him. Their paths seldom crossed, they rarely spoke, and Then can think of no memories they’ve shared together. There was a time when Robb considered him to be as close as a brother, but he knows that the others never felt the same. ]

Am I meant to believe this is a new decision? I never was worth your time.

[trybelieving]

It is, but thinking for yourself and becoming independent will make you stronger here, you'll see. You're already making friends.

[ Tink might have been miserable in Neverland, but she learned things about herself there.]

You're right, it would be lovely to create a circle like that.

[ friends and family, people who've reached out to them. she'd like to think they won't be without their former friends forever.]

It's nice to meet you too, Loz.

[silverhound]

...I didn't think it would be this bad.

I mean, I was just being honest! This good, right?

[silverhound]

Ruder than you selling me a heap of choco-shit?
I don't think so!

[tummyflowers]

That is my roommate you're talking about, sir. He may be a giant goat man, but he is a fine gentleman all the same. More than can be said of you.

[song_of_ice]

So I am taking another's place? I won't have to worry about him drawing a dagger on me in the night?

[song_of_ice]

[No Theon is a relief.]

Your focus was never on me. Robb has his reasons for hating you, but I have made clear what my thoughts of you are. I don't see any reason to circle around it again.

Fight all you want. I don't want to think of you at all.

[song_of_ice]

This fight will continue for awhile, I think.

I don't know if any brothers can fight the way they do. Did you find answers about your roommate troubles or did they spread their argument across it?

[silverhound]

Wait, fuck you!

You was just trying to pawn that sucker off a minute ago!!!

[tummyflowers]

What? No. I was offering you what was clearly the coolest roommate I have. I mean, come on, a giant goat? Let me tell you, eight year old Rick would have been all about that. But, you were upset about your blind dude. I completely empathize with that. I mean, back when I was king, we'd just throw them into a ravine, but I was trying to help you out.

But fine. Fine. Offer rescinded. I'll keep my goat man. He'll be happier with me anyway.

[silverhound]

...Gross.

[Yeah, that was a bit too much there but Loz gets it. Sorta.]

Yeah, yeah. I'll keep him around. Whatever.

[silverhound]

LIIIIIIAAAAARRRRR!
There's no way you was a "King", since I met the "Queen" and she's a heck of a lot cooler than you! She's cooler and types better than you! She also sounds fancier.

Keep the stupid goat! At least I still have space at my place!

[tummyflowers]

[It honestly does not occur to Richard that Loz doesn't realize there can be multiple kings and queens, which leads to one horrible conclusion... his former (current?) wife is here. And that's terrible.]

Wait... the queen is here? And you actually like her? She's basically evil, you know. She stabbed my brother in the back and while I will be the first to admit he deserved it, still basically a dick move.

Also? She was born a peasant. So stew on that.

[jelmazmo]

What the entire city wishes for is peace and quiet; which you've denied them. There are ways to contact others privately over this device. Learn them.

( She's starting to have enough of that attitude, Theon. )

[jelmazmo]

That's quite enough. All of you.

You will decide amongst yourselves which date and location best suit a private discussion among you, which I will mediate. And in the interim, I don't wish to see one more complaint.

( It won't bode well for anyone who challenges her. )

[silverhound]

It's good to make your acquaintance too, Queen Daenerys Targaryen.

[Well, look at that. He's learning about some of that etiquette slowly but surely. Still, he has a long way to go.]

I have no idea what's going to happen on this world but I don't want to see it end. With Mother gone, I think we're safe but my brothers...
What if they wake up and still want to complete her will?

I know it makes no sense to worry about this now but still, I'm not going to hurt anyone. Not much at least. Some people deserve to get punched.

[jelmazmo]

So there's another one. I appreciate the forewarning, my lady.

( He seems kind; but so had Mirri Maz Duur, and placing faith in her had stolen much from her. Daenerys pauses, wondering if the other woman will comment on her very obvious double meaning.

When none proves to be forthcoming, she adds: )

There is another from Westeros here with me; Prince Oberyn Martell. Were you previously acquainted with him?

[reek]

I do not take orders from you, nor will I ever.

[jelmazmo]

One way or another, you will bend the knee.

( Since he will not ask. Following this, she hangs up on him abruptly. )

[ayes]

well... it's good to be honest, but you should have gone to them first! told them what was bothering you and maybe worked out a solution? coming to vent to everyone about it doesn't solve anything!

[nakatsu]

oh hey! nice to meet you neighbour!

sorry about the noise again

[nakatsu]

is it bad to make ladies bet? [look it doesn't seem that bad????????

anyway they're your family.]

do they have any hobbies? i'm going to make cookies for our neighbours to say sorry for the noise if you think one of them would like to help??

actually they should make the cookies because they're being loud but i bet they
probably they can't even cook [look he's learning]

un: theEND

[winddaughter]

I can't believe this has happened.

[because someone had to say it]

[silverhound]

Remind me to...NEVER invite this kind of trouble again.

[Guess who feels absolutely mortified right now.]