TEXT | un: nightray

[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

[yelliot]

Are you saying my cat has a shoddy personality?

_{[Elliot, please.]}

[winecasks]

I don't know this cat personally, but cats often get up to one thing or another.

[yelliot]

She's curious but noble.

[winecasks]

Noble! Then she is unlikely to deceive Lucina. Perhaps Galanthis is the wrong name after all. Princess Blue may be the appropriate name to settle on.

[yelliot]

You're stupid.
I'm going to name her Nessy.

[winecasks]

Your friend must be a very fine fellow, to allow you to name their cat for them.

[yelliot]

Yeah.
They are.

[winecasks]

Though I am curious as to why your friend was not fond of the name Princess Blue.

[ He's just sort of trolling now tbh ]

[yelliot]

Because he has good taste and a name like that is tacky.

[winecasks]

And then why Nessy?

[yelliot]

It's short for Vanessa.

[winecasks]

Not generally a noble name. It means butterfly. I've never met a noble butterfly. They don't have much of an opportunity to be noble in their short lives.

[yelliot]

It's my sister's name and she's as noble as they come.

[winecasks]

Ah, you've proven me wrong yet again! A sister can be noble where a butterfly cannot. Although--are you sure this is a friend's cat and not your own?

[yelliot]

...It's mine.

[winecasks]

I would have never once suspected. You did a fine job of hiding it.