TEXT | un: nightray

[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

[yelliot]

I don't care.

[flips]

Oh I see, you're one of those bad boy types! Aren't you rather popular despite being a sour puss?

[yelliot]

What? Stop talking.

[flips]

No.

[yelliot]

Go away.

[flips]

You can't make me.

Now tell me more about your cat Yelly.

[yelliot]

HER NAME ISNT YELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flips]

Hm

Maybe you're right.

It would get confusing if you name the cat after yourself.

[yelliot]

It's a girl!!

[flips]

You're a bit yelly yourself, are you not?

[yelliot]

SHUT UP I'LL BLOCK YOU!!!!

[flips]

Do you know how?

[yelliot]

I'LL FIGURE IT OUT

[flips]

Would you like me to teach you?

[yelliot]

No. Just shut up.

[flips]

Children should learn to accept help when they need it.

[yelliot]

I'm not a child!

[flips]

Oh? But you throw tantrums like one.

[yelliot]

NO I DON'T!