TEXT | un: nightray

[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

[yelliot]

She's curious but noble.

[yelliot]

You should.

[yelliot]

No gross! My sister!

[catfident]

[ oh. that's boring ]

what's so gross about naming a cat after a girl? people do it all the time

[winecasks]

Noble! Then she is unlikely to deceive Lucina. Perhaps Galanthis is the wrong name after all. Princess Blue may be the appropriate name to settle on.

[yelliot]

You're stupid.
I'm going to name her Nessy.

[yelliot]

Yeah but my sister isn't my girlfriend.

[catfident]

does that mean you don't have a girlfriend

[winecasks]

Your friend must be a very fine fellow, to allow you to name their cat for them.

[yelliot]

Why would I have a girlfriend?

[yelliot]

Yeah.
They are.

[winecasks]

Though I am curious as to why your friend was not fond of the name Princess Blue.

[ He's just sort of trolling now tbh ]

[yelliot]

Because he has good taste and a name like that is tacky.

[catfident]

[ that's fair, she doesn't know if this is a guy or a girl ]

does that mean you have a boyfriend instead

[yelliot]

I think so...
Yes?

[catfident]

so then why not name the cat after your boyfriend

action;

[flips]

[ and after elliot sends the text, a book flies across the room and smacks him in the head. ]

[yelliot]

Because it's a girl cat.

[yelliot]

_{[Cue screaming.]}

OW! LEO?! WHAT THE HELL?

[flips]

"Boyfriend"?

[yelliot]

Huh? What are you talking about?

_{[Wait a moment.]}

...Were you reading my cat post?

[flips]

[ yes ]

Did you mean me?

[yelliot]

Yeah? Who else?

_{[Are you fucking dumb? He'll just be rubbing his head now. That smarts.]}

[flips]

Since when did we start dating?

[yelliot]

I thought we were...after...you know...

_{[Oh my god no...what is happening? Are you fucking with him right now?]}