Well, if you're looking for elf indicators I can toss you a few. Just so you can be sensitive to the needs of your new friends. It's actually dangerous for us to carry too much gear, when we reach our carry weight limit it just really takes a toll on the ol' delicate elven joints, you know? While we only need four hours of meditation, waking us up before 9am gives us the legal right to Magic Missile you once for every offense - that's elven by-law. Um, and no can do on the whole buying our own drinks thing. It's actually, uh, pretty culturally insensitive to not buy an elf a drink. If you still haven't identified the elf in your vicinity you can wait - how does the whole humans age thing work? It's like dogs or something right? Times seven? You can just wait around for a few human years and you'll figure that shit out when he's not aging and you're going downhill quick.
[Not a single fucking word of that is true. Except the long life thing.]
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Well, if you're looking for elf indicators I can toss you a few. Just so you can be sensitive to the needs of your new friends. It's actually dangerous for us to carry too much gear, when we reach our carry weight limit it just really takes a toll on the ol' delicate elven joints, you know? While we only need four hours of meditation, waking us up before 9am gives us the legal right to Magic Missile you once for every offense - that's elven by-law. Um, and no can do on the whole buying our own drinks thing. It's actually, uh, pretty culturally insensitive to not buy an elf a drink. If you still haven't identified the elf in your vicinity you can wait - how does the whole humans age thing work? It's like dogs or something right? Times seven? You can just wait around for a few human years and you'll figure that shit out when he's not aging and you're going downhill quick.
[Not a single fucking word of that is true. Except the long life thing.]