Except this isn't a war. This is a personal matter involving you and... fuck, yourself. Whatever bullshit you think may have happened is clearly not going to happen on a planet in another goddamn reality - [She lowered her voice and hissed that, eyes skipping around to make sure there was no one near enough to hear that.] - so try again. I'm a PI. I track people. I find information. I do not sit down and find out if someone is having warm fuzzies or cold pricklies over something. You want to know that? Grow a pair and ask him yourself.

If it were me, and let's just be happy it's not, I'd be more pissed someone hired someone to spy on me to find out something they could ask.