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[triplerose]

Given that there are so many of us here now, I was hoping someone might be able to help me. Are any of you particularly skilled in archery? I've found myself in possession of a bow but admittedly it's not one of the skills I trained very hard in.

If anyone were able to give me some guidance in it, I would be entirely grateful. I've not got much to offer in turn, but I will find a way to return the favour.

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[reek]

I suppose if you would rather Jon Snow's sulking keep you company, that's your incredibly poor preference.

[ He absolutely does understand why his company is no one's first preference. ]

[triplerose]

He's not quite so miserable as you.

[ But Loras knows he needs help, and if Theon is as good as he claims to be ... ]

I would like to see if you're as skilled as you say.

[reek]

That's a laughable misjudgment.

[ It isn't a misjudgment at all. Jon was the sulkier one when they were younger, but Jon has grown up and Theon hasn't. Theon has stagnated, remaining the same angry young man who hides behind smiles and cruel japes. He's the miserable one. ]

Very well. Name a place and a time and I'll show you.

[triplerose]

Have you left Wyver?

[reek]

[ FUCK WYVER HE HATES IT SO MUCH ]

The first opportunity I got. My work is in Olympia.

I suppose I can travel back.

[ But he doesn't really want to. But if it means he can show off the one skill he's perfected over the years... ]

[triplerose]

I would hate to make you travel all this way for such a trivial task. We can meet half way, if you'd rather.

[ Never say Loras isn't nice. ]

[reek]

[ I mean, he's never said Loras wasn't nice...he's just not been very nice to Loras. ]

That's well enough. Do you have a bow?

[triplerose]

Why would I be asking for help if I didn't?

[reek]

Yes or no was all the answer I needed.

[ LORAS. PLEASE. ]

[triplerose]

You should assume the answer is already yes.

[reek]

[ LORAS. ]

Very well.

We'll meet halfway. And before you ask, I want nothing in return.