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[Hello, friends. Surely, in the midst of this whole clusterfuck, you wanted a wall of obnoxiously purple text in your faces. No? Well, that's what you're getting anyway.]
October is off to a rough start, isn't it?
And unfortunately some of us are of limited use in these matters, for one reason or another.
I've done my part to help where I can, but eventually one hits the point where they can only throw their hands in the air and say "fuck it".
That is to say, I have other work to focus on, and I won't set it aside to just sit around uselessly and wring my hands until this whole bioterrorism issue is settled.
Which brings me to the point of this post:
I require individuals to assist me with testing the products of my research.
My field of study is the practical application of local magic, and certain aspects of what I'm working on are impossible for me to test on my own.
Applicants need no particular skill beyond the ability to follow instructions.
It would certainly be nice if all the incentive needed was the opportunity to aid in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, but I don't imagine I'll have many takers who are quite that selfless.
So I can offer modest pay.
Or, if you would prefer and don't mind waiting a little, payment can take the form of a small finished product, once the kinks are worked out.
Precautions will be taken, of course, but there is an element of mild risk involved
Nothing that should result in maiming or death, but it's only ethical to make that known to those who might participate.
Please let me know if you're interested.
((ooc: I'll be putting up a log for the testing of Rose's "projects" maybe in a week once everything's settled down a bit. I won't require anyone to thread out the process of volunteering before hopping into the eventual log, but it's more than welcome. Or just use this to bother her for whatever other reasons idgaf. And as always, please hit up the font opt-out post in Rose's journal if you'd rather I dropped the text color for you!))
October is off to a rough start, isn't it?
And unfortunately some of us are of limited use in these matters, for one reason or another.
I've done my part to help where I can, but eventually one hits the point where they can only throw their hands in the air and say "fuck it".
That is to say, I have other work to focus on, and I won't set it aside to just sit around uselessly and wring my hands until this whole bioterrorism issue is settled.
Which brings me to the point of this post:
I require individuals to assist me with testing the products of my research.
My field of study is the practical application of local magic, and certain aspects of what I'm working on are impossible for me to test on my own.
Applicants need no particular skill beyond the ability to follow instructions.
It would certainly be nice if all the incentive needed was the opportunity to aid in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, but I don't imagine I'll have many takers who are quite that selfless.
So I can offer modest pay.
Or, if you would prefer and don't mind waiting a little, payment can take the form of a small finished product, once the kinks are worked out.
Precautions will be taken, of course, but there is an element of mild risk involved
Nothing that should result in maiming or death, but it's only ethical to make that known to those who might participate.
Please let me know if you're interested.
((ooc: I'll be putting up a log for the testing of Rose's "projects" maybe in a week once everything's settled down a bit. I won't require anyone to thread out the process of volunteering before hopping into the eventual log, but it's more than welcome. Or just use this to bother her for whatever other reasons idgaf. And as always, please hit up the font opt-out post in Rose's journal if you'd rather I dropped the text color for you!))
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i'm told my obversations canbe annoyign
or arorgant but i disagree which i suppose can alsod seem agrrogant
arrogant
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[Dammit Rose, you were trying to make peace with him, remember? Try again. Be nice.]
Are you that bad at typing, or is literacy new to you?
[Failed step one.]
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i think i've chanegd my mind about helping
bt good luck
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Sorry, that came across snarkier than intended.
Force of habit.
You seem to come from what would have been called a medieval setting, where I originally came from.
And in such settings, literacy is frequently fairly rare.
It seemed like a legitimate possible explanation for your struggling.
Another possibility was a disorder called dyslexia, but I thought that term was unlikely to exist where you come from, so it was less worth asking about.
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it isn't myfault ive never seen one ofhtese things before
or that sthe letters are so fmall
small
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[Look, she managed an unantagonistic statement! She's making progress.]
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well
goodl uck with your magic
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You seemed so eager before.
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plsu i think ive agreed to tastetest postions for half a dozen people
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I doubt yarn would taste very good anyway.
It's just a matter of trying on a scarf or two so I can see how well their enchantments are working.
Hard for anyone to be "better" at that than others.
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i'll be very busywith myh ead nin a bucket
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Gross.
Or scandalous, I suppose, I have no idea what connotations buckets carry where you come from.
Are you sick?
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no
but aftere drnking badly dbrewed potions i'm sure i will be
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Perhaps don't drink poorly brewed potions, then?
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i've already beugn
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Why?
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for the sickd
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But I don't think you'll be able to help anyone much if you poison yourself with experimental medicine.
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Don't be so quick to throw your life away in the name of helping others.
I've been down that road.
It ends badly.
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it willworka out
probably
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Jesus christ.
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