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[rhygret]

Sooooo.

Here's a bit of an awkward question:

How many of you guys have someone you don't exactly like holed up in one of those pods? And I don't just mean like "wow that guy's a dick" I'm talking more along the lines of "this guy is a GIANT dick and he will definitely try to kill us [ read: him ] when he wakes up."

Is there any way to...I don't know, pull the plug out of the pods? or something? Do you think we'd get in trouble for that?

[ A little casual accidentally-on-purpose murder never hurt anyone right? Like especially when it's for the greater good, which this totally is. ]

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[rhygret]

Sure thing. I'll send you a line "Blackwing".

[rhygret]

Look it's pretty much a choice of I do it or he definitely kills me so like...
you know
I have to do it I guess?

[rhygret]

That's
That's not how planets WORK though?

[ Rocket what is wrong with these people good lord. ]

[rhygret]

Yeah no I get it. Messing with the pods was admittedly not the greatest idea in the first place. I wasn't really thinking about what if I messed up someone else instead of him.

So...yeah.

[rhygret]

That is not how being anonymous works at ALL. For the record.

But seriously if our places had basements I would take it, these temporary places are the worst.

[rhygret]

What no that would be a huge dick move. Of course I'm gonna tell people who to look out for.

Actually come to think of it we should probably have a list or something.

[ or like he says he will but bc I don't want to snipe the character before anyone apps him he will just wind up...not.......... ]

[beatupgrass]

RIGHT? Our universe has some fucked up planets. One of them is alive. Or was.

[Ego is kinda like Schrodinger's planet right now.]

[chaoticlootral]

What, like a wild west style wanted list? Dead or alive? Seems like that will get hairy real quick, it'll start off with "oooh ghost-robots killed my family" and end up with "this guy owes me 15 bucks, shoot on sight!"

Either way, you can keep your deep dark dude secret if you want. It's not like ghost-robots are anything new for me anyway. That shit is old hat! You fight one ghost-robot and you've fought them all.

[kissintime]

i dunno i kind of like them. they're cozy. better than where i was before at least so maybe thats why.

cheer up anon dude. im sure you'll find a great basement to make your own one day.

[now she's just-- well ok not "now" but she's just being a jerk.]

[burglarize]

...Yeah.

[ Why are they both emotionally like teenagers. ]

I can't say I blame you, though. If someone bad —
like super bad — was up there, I'd be tempted too as well.

[tummyflowers]

Well, I'm far from being considered an astrologist, but I do believe we're in the Milky Way. Which really doesn't make much sense, because are you to have me believe that that the entire universe as we know it was squirted out of some massive teat? Please.

[reek]

[ !!!!! ]

Piss off.

[shashka]

There's bound to be someone worse than him that comes along. That's always how it goes.

Something like that. But it was pure psychic energy.

[rhygret]

Okay you're going to have to level with me because I can't actually tell if you're being sarcastic or not through text. "Psychic energy"? Really?

[rhygret]

Alive as in full of life or...the other kind?

[ The VERY CREEPY kind because now he's thinking about it and wow would that be messed up. What would it eat? Would you stand on it's face if you lived there...? Would it talk?

Gross. ]

[rhygret]

I mean, it worked back home?

For the most part.

[rhygret]

[ Rhys is a manchild nerd what's Ann's excuse :'D ]

It'd just solve a lot of problems before they started you know? And be way easier than trying when they were awake. Which I know sounds super-douchey.

[rhygret]

[ HE TROLLS BECAUSE HE CARES except no Rhys is just a dick ]

Truth hurts dude :')

[rhygret]

First off: ew. Second that...is actually way more helpful.
Third it's called that because it's white and looks like milk I guess.

That puts you near Earth though wow.

[tummyflowers]

I am from Earth. I mean, that's what we call it anyway.

[beatupgrass]

[Would it fuck its way across the galaxy trying to create an identical powersource to its own and then try to destroy the universe??

We just don't know.]

The other kind. I don't get it either, man. I missed all the exposition on that one. Kinda glad too.

[exorion]

what

[shashka]

Now, what reason would one anonymous individual have to be sarcastic to another anonymous individual?

The world is full of strange things, my "friend".

[ and he's not even lying. but hey, whoever's on the other line may never know. ]

[rhygret]

It's a long story

[exorion]

you cant just say something like that and not explain

thats bad manners