[Text | un: dualhound] Mister Shakedown

[silverhound]

[So, Loz has been quiet. Too quiet. The man all but vanished recently since he's been busy doing odd jobs here. However, those jobs are done and finished with and the big lug is pissed the hell off.

Despite all his effort to bring in a decent income, the money he's obtained is a little on the scarce side. This, of course, is why he's on the warpath today. A living wage is all he wants but he's opted to take on a more sinister role in order to make some cash.

That's right. This asshole is thinking of breaking some faces today.]

Who's legs I gotta break to make some REAL money around here? I'm talking about thousands here not one gil.

I haven't had a good fight in a long time. I'm getting pretty damn bored.
So who wants to play? If I knock your block off, I'll take all your cash.

Deal? Deal.


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( ooc: the dog is loose! Loz is causing trouble, again. Sorry for being so absent lately. It's been rough in RL right now but I'm making a comeback track like Miley Cyrus )

Comments

[knitpick]

Still not much of an incentive.
If anyone wants to keep their things in their possession and their faces intact, they could simply avoid you entirely.
If you want someone to indulge you in your desire for senseless brawling, you should be putting up stakes of your own, preferably something that can't be more easily obtained by not fighting wih you.

[silverhound]

Damn really?! I need to do all that to lure people out?

Uggggghhh

Fine! Any earnings I have will go to the "victor" if they beat me. Does this shit suffice?

[knitpick]

Yes, that's far more enticing.
I might have even taken you up on that myself, were I not morally opposed to beating up infants.

[silverhound]

FUUUUUCCC--- YOU'RE STILL GOING ON ABOUT MY DAMN AGE?!

[knitpick]

Careful.
That sort of language isn't appropriate for someone your age.

[silverhound]

...I TOTALLY regret telling you anything!!!

Bad choices were made! Very bad choices!

[knitpick]

Let this be a lesson, then.
Personal information, particularly that which could be used against you, shouldn't be shared so carelessly with strangers.

[silverhound]

BUT YOU PROMISED!

[knitpick]

Did I?
I don't remember.
My memory must be failing me in my old age.
I'm practically ancient compared to you, after all.