[Text | un: dualhound] Mister Shakedown

[silverhound]

[So, Loz has been quiet. Too quiet. The man all but vanished recently since he's been busy doing odd jobs here. However, those jobs are done and finished with and the big lug is pissed the hell off.

Despite all his effort to bring in a decent income, the money he's obtained is a little on the scarce side. This, of course, is why he's on the warpath today. A living wage is all he wants but he's opted to take on a more sinister role in order to make some cash.

That's right. This asshole is thinking of breaking some faces today.]

Who's legs I gotta break to make some REAL money around here? I'm talking about thousands here not one gil.

I haven't had a good fight in a long time. I'm getting pretty damn bored.
So who wants to play? If I knock your block off, I'll take all your cash.

Deal? Deal.


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( ooc: the dog is loose! Loz is causing trouble, again. Sorry for being so absent lately. It's been rough in RL right now but I'm making a comeback track like Miley Cyrus )

Comments

[silverhound]

See, I would've taken a job like that but I got suckered into construction work for a time.

Then there's the bounty hunting stuff that kind of dried up for now.
I really like being a bounty hunter. Taking out wanted targets is actually fun AND profitable.

I'm really damn strong, so most creatures don't stand a chance.

[agradecido]

Really? That's surprising. Must be a slow week.

Perhaps, if you're looking for more steady work, you could look into duties as a bouncer or guard. But those do involve rather a lot of waiting around for something interesting to happen.

Interesting here meaning requiring the use of violence.

[silverhound]

Very slow ass week. Been way too idle even for my liking.

Bouncer and Guardsman work? That sounds better than doing nothing. It will give me the chance to burn off all the sweets I've had.

The last thing I want is to get all flabby and weak. Most humans look like that.

[agradecido]

Have you tried those little pastries in the shape of flowers yet? With the open centers full of cream and topped with those tiny yellow berries? They're sold at the one little bakery with the three green silk ribbons over the door. They're quite fantastic.

But I digress. Most of the establishments that would require those positions are either mostly nocturnal, or reside in the red light district.

[silverhound]

...No, but now I'm definitely interested in eating them after that description. Thanks, jerk! The last thing I need is sweet stuff but now I'm curious.

Nocturnal, huh? Luckily, I don't sleep often. This might work out just fine.

[agradecido]

I'll let you get me back later. Not with punching, though.

If I run across a shady gambling establishment in need of some muscle, you'll be the first ot know.

[silverhound]

I wouldn't punch you, Zevvie. You're actually pretty cool for a shortie. You still haven't told me everything about Antiva.

Good! Don't you forget.

[agradecido]

Found anywhere interesting to recommend in return? Have you been to the courtyard of the palace yet? There's quite a lot of this type of sport going on there, as well.