text, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

[The following text message is typed fairly urgently.]

so the weathers starting to get a little cooler
its not just me noticing this, right??
that means summer is almost over (｡•́︿•̀｡)

weve gotta have a party!
a beach party!! before its too late!

you cant just let summer end without having a beach party, thats just wrong
you gotta have beach volleyball! and watermelon splitting! and swimsuits and tasty food and all the other stuff

do you think theyd let us have a beach party here? if I find a place to do it, everyone is invited!
we gotta send summer off properly! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

Comments

[ayes]

haha we totally could its kinda like the 80s here so lets totally invent 90s fashion LOL wait do they have the 80s and 90s where you come from

[punshots]

uhhh
that would be a negative
80s and 90s what?

[ayes]

yeahhhh idk why I thought they would uh theyre decades where I come from! time periods. the 1980s and 1990s theyve both got pretty distinct styles too I mean, from what Ive read and all, theyre both before my time!

[punshots]

ohh, i gotcha!
now i see what you meant about retro
you've got to give me some examples now, though
was is super rad?

[ He's no expert, but old fashion is usually either a: super rad, or b: super lame. ]

[ayes]

hmmmmm idk about "super rad" honestly a lot of it looks really silly from my time! like you look at people and go whoa what the heck were they wearing but some of its really cool! you had a lot of vibrant colors and trends that come back every now and then I think the big puffy hair might be dead and gone though

[punshots]

big, puffy hair, huh?
how big and puffy are we talking here?

[ His hair is...tall...but it's not puffy!!! ]

[ayes]

bigger than yours! hahaha
like everyone looked like lions with big ol manes
just huge and it went down past their shoulders even for guys!
the 80s were weird hahaha

[punshots]

[ Oh, so like...Gladio's hair? ]

i don't know, taken fashion tips from a lion sounds pretty darn cool!
think of all the hairspray you'd need though
nasty

[ayes]

haha seriously! actually now that you mention it, back then there was something wrong with like the atmosphere or something and they said it was caused by aerosols I wonder if all the hairspray was a problem? maybe thats why it fell out of style [You, did you just blame the hole in the ozone layer on 80s hair?]

[punshots]

whoa, seriously?
who knew hairspray could cause so much trouble
i mean, you know, aside from making your fingers still together
and doing that gross hair-crunching thing

[ It's all about styling gel, really. ]

[ayes]

yeah! pretty crazy huh I mean I bet theres a sciencey explanation for all of it just idk what it is you know?? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭

[punshots]

yeah, i feel you on that
science never was my best subject in school
so i'll just take your word for it!
hairspray is the enemy

[ This has been so enlightening. ]

[ayes]

seriously!

anyway I forget what we were talking about
the 80s for some reason?

[punshots]

uhh i think it was
fashion-related?
i kind of forget how we got there, honestly
that's not unusual for me, though

[ayes]

oh, right!
well, I mean... even if the technology here is kinda 80s-ish
(I think, I wasnt alive then)
theres no reason to think that the fashion would be too!

haha thatd be kinda weird
a totally alien world just having the same fashion trends as earth back home

[punshots]

hey, there's some other we're coincidence too though!
at least with my world
we use the same calendar as this one does
and there's, you know, the monsters
our dragons are way nastier though
not like those cute ones they have in the cafe

[ayes]

what do you mean the same calendar? also, there are cute dragons here? where????

[punshots]

i mean like
january, february, march, that sort of thing

and yeah, there's totally dragons!
if you go to the Wyvernest you can eat your lunch and hang out with them at the same time
it's basically the most amazing thing you could ever do
for lunch, anyway

[ayes]

oh! we have that calendar too then whaaaat that sounds amazing! are they friendly? can they speak??

[punshots]

nice! i guess it must be pretty uh
universal?
multi-universal?

anyway, yeah, it's totally amazing!
the one i saw kinda kept to itself but it wasn't any less cute!
but no speaking, unfortunately
unless you know how to talk to dragons or something like that

[ And maybe she does! Look, he doesn't know. ]

[ayes]

no, dragons arent real where I come from! I mean I dont think they are but hey who knows?? I wonder if anyone here can speak dragon

[punshots]

we've got wyverns, but uh
they definitely aren't as cute and cuddly as these ones are

i bet someone around here does, with all the magic powers we have going on!

[ayes]

well have to find someone who can!

what makes wyverns different?

[punshots]

you know uh
i'm not exactly sure?
something about their wings, i think
but even the wyverns in the cafe here are different from the ones we have bad home

[ayes]

well theyre all different for me haha
maybe you can find out and tell me!