text, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

[The following text message is typed fairly urgently.]

so the weathers starting to get a little cooler
its not just me noticing this, right??
that means summer is almost over (｡•́︿•̀｡)

weve gotta have a party!
a beach party!! before its too late!

you cant just let summer end without having a beach party, thats just wrong
you gotta have beach volleyball! and watermelon splitting! and swimsuits and tasty food and all the other stuff

do you think theyd let us have a beach party here? if I find a place to do it, everyone is invited!
we gotta send summer off properly! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

Comments

[ayes]

...some guy keeps telling me we should add an element of danger to watermelon splitting, but I don't think there's going to be a problem other than that.

[fakers]

...forego the danger. We've had enough of that.

[ayes]

That's what I said!

I don't know if you know this Rocket guy? It's a little, uh, weird.

[fakers]

Rocket guy...? [ like a person literally attached to a rocket? ]

[ayes]

Yeah. His username is Rocket. He keeps on wanting to turn it all rough and stuff!

If I wanted a rough game, couldn't we just play American football?

[fakers]

I see. So sports? Though for a beach party, wouldn't volley ball be more fitting?

[ though he has to think about that for a second... ] Though even that could get out of hand. The capabilities of the people brought here vary wildly.

[ayes]

That's what I thought so, too... I don't really know how to tell him no, though.

--but I thought beach volleyball would be really fun, too! We really just need a ball and a net, don't we? Or something to act like a net.

[fakers]

Though who knows? Maybe he'll get his wish... there's no telling what kind of things might be out there.

...a ball and net. Well, it shouldn't be difficult to procure those things. [ is he offering? who knows. he actually hasn't even said he's interested in going, but... it is what it is. ]

[ayes]

Well, maybe they'll already have some there. I really need to do some recon and find out what's available before I jump the gun!

...which I guess I already did by making this post, oops.

[fakers]

Leave the recon to me.

No offense, but I'm not exactly sure what you could do if you really ran into any trouble out there.

[ayes]

Uh, none really taken...

I could probably outswim something if it was near water? Unless it was, like, a shark.

But there can't be anything THAT dangerous out there, right?

[fakers]

Since we've gotten here, how many magical murderous creatures have you encountered?