text, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

[The following text message is typed fairly urgently.]

so the weathers starting to get a little cooler
its not just me noticing this, right??
that means summer is almost over (｡•́︿•̀｡)

weve gotta have a party!
a beach party!! before its too late!

you cant just let summer end without having a beach party, thats just wrong
you gotta have beach volleyball! and watermelon splitting! and swimsuits and tasty food and all the other stuff

do you think theyd let us have a beach party here? if I find a place to do it, everyone is invited!
we gotta send summer off properly! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

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[ayes]

ohhhh youve never had a watermelon??? you are missing out princess!!! watermelon is a big melon like maybe 1.5x the size of your head and its green and its got a really juicy sweet inside its like THE perfect summer food! so you put a watermelon on the sand and take turns being blindfolded with a big stick and everyone is calling directions where to aim and you gotta take a big swing! and then everyone eats the watermelon you split open haha its kind of pointless but a lot of fun!

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[juniberries]

And fruits that large grow on Earth? How?

[excuse her she is an Alien.]

But that actually does sound like a fun game. We had something similar, although it had been more a training exercise for young Alteans during the warmer months, and we would shoot the Nem'le berry with a laser while blindfolded.

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[ayes]

yeah they do! well actually I think its just this one I dont know of any bigger fruits than that? unless you count the pumpkin. wait, I think a pumpkin is a vegetable. don't they have big fruits where you come from? that game sounds crazy! like, actual laser guns? dont people get hurt?