Man, one little apocalypse and suddenly dragons get a bad name, huh? Tragic.

[He could try to sound more fakely put-upon but he's also way too drunk for that right now.]

Yup, robots shaped like pets with AI to act like pets. [He laughs a little at the thought of the cutesy little things going on an omnicidal rampage.] Pretty sure these are more R2-D2 than Terminator, though.

[he watches .... ancient movies ...... shhhhhhh.]