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Yo.. so with the surface not really an option right now and all, my mercenary stuff is at a hold, and since I'm such a damn busy body I figured I'd see if anyone needed anything done around here.

My name's Duo Maxwell - good at anything to do with machinery, even if it's taking apart a bunch of tiny parts in a motor and piecing it back together, all that junk. If you doubt me and wanna see my handiwork, check out the huge black Gundam with the bat wings in the hangar. All of that is mine to fix and maintain.

I can do piloting / mech lessons as well if that's more your jam.

Also not a doctor but pretty good at field dressing, etc and definitely not squeamish if any of you doctor / healing types need a hand.

Not opposed to fetch missions either if you're feeling lazy and want a delivery boy.

Basically : Anything you need, hit me up.

Looking to keep my hands busy until we've got a bit more of an idea what's going on / mobility in general.

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They're beams that work like scissors. Describe what's on the box basically.

As for your little bird I'm getting less and less likely the more obtuse answers I'm getting.

You both might just have to admire from the gangway.

Alright, alright. If you're going to be difficult. I'm just having a difficult time picturing it, is all. Just because it's got a catchy name, that doesn't mean it's what's in the tin. We had a device in our archives called the Life Knife and I'll bet you couldn't guess what it did.

As for him, his name is John Sheppard and please don't deny him on my account. He's my roommate and I'll never hear the end of it. He's a pilot, you should at least be able to trust him around machines. I can vouch for him if you need a character reference.

Most people wouldn't even wanna catch a side-eyes sight of my beam anything not even a year ago and now people wanna know all about it. This is just bizarre for me.

If the Life Knife doesn't raise zombies I ain't interested.

Oh, that guy.

Yeah, here's the thing, I don't even trust Heero Yuy with my suit so I'm definitely not trusting anyone here with anything other than a look and a gentle touch.

Actually. That's pretty much it. Only for a little while. Though I don't suppose they're technically zombies so much as undead people. And you've got to use it in tandem with the Risen Mitten to really do the job.

Catchy, I know.

Anyway, it's your suit. Draw the line where you will. Just know that you've got yourself a fan is all. Or at least your suit does. I just have... So many questions.

What's the difference between zombie and undead? I thought that was basically the same thing.

The risen mitten? Who names this crap?

About the tech? It's nothing too incredibly forward honestly.

[Excuse you, Duo, you have a giant robot named Deathscythe you are hardly in the position to throw stones.]

Well if you're going to get into technicalities. I think zombies are required to come after you wanting to eat your brains, are they not? These people were just very distressed and confused, wondering where they were and why they weren't alive anymore, before they died again.

[Isn't Torchwood so pleasant.]

How does it work? On the inside, I mean. It's not like a car, it's got hands and feet and. Laser Scissors... It just sounds a bit complicated.

I've seen 'em portrayed in other ways though. Like old movies and shit sometimes just make 'em kinda confused or whatever instead of out for blood.

Anyways, it'll never happen in my world so it's kinda a mute point.

It's complicated, sure. But it's not terrible. I've done a lot of stream lining, too, over time. Controls wise anyways.

[Ianto has half a mind to argue that what the Knife does is something else entirely no matter what a zombie is or isn't but in the end he decides to let it drop.]

And it will never happen here without the Resurrection Gauntlet. Though I suppose there's a chance that the the Natha might have rescued it from home. Is that how it works?

[Forgive him, he's still kind of new and hasn't regained anything yet.]

How do you mean, stream lining? In how you control it or in the controls itself? Reprogramming, that sort of thing.

[Are you a mecha genius, Duo.]

Yeah, basically, from what I gather. I asked for my mobile suit back and wham bam it's here.

Both. Whatever makes my day and my fight easier i'll reroute things and figure out a way to make it easier next time if it's being a bit of a pain in the ass.

[ More of an idiot savant, but sure, a genius. ]

Huh. I wonder how much of our stuff they really have...

[He was going to ask for Myfanwy, but with the current situation being what it is, maybe he should start with something smaller. The coffee machine? At least it would fit in his room. Better than a pterodactyl, certainly.]

'Figure out a way'. So there is a bit of guesswork involved even for you sometimes then, I take it.

My guess is it's way more extensive than we think.

No one does this level of shit out of the kindness of their hearts to save random ass people from random ass universes and expend resources like this.

And if they are then I guess I'm just an asshole.

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he's such a shit i'm sorry.. lol

HAHAHA he’s fiiine i love duo i forgive him

Duo 'Runs and Hide but Sometimes Tells a Lie on Heero Yuy' Maxwell

duo that’s not how your own quote goes

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