text - un: maxwell

[braidedwonder]

Yo.. so with the surface not really an option right now and all, my mercenary stuff is at a hold, and since I'm such a damn busy body I figured I'd see if anyone needed anything done around here.

My name's Duo Maxwell - good at anything to do with machinery, even if it's taking apart a bunch of tiny parts in a motor and piecing it back together, all that junk. If you doubt me and wanna see my handiwork, check out the huge black Gundam with the bat wings in the hangar. All of that is mine to fix and maintain.

I can do piloting / mech lessons as well if that's more your jam.

Also not a doctor but pretty good at field dressing, etc and definitely not squeamish if any of you doctor / healing types need a hand.

Not opposed to fetch missions either if you're feeling lazy and want a delivery boy.

Basically : Anything you need, hit me up.

Looking to keep my hands busy until we've got a bit more of an idea what's going on / mobility in general.

Comments

[braidedwonder]

Probably seems like a low ball. I was definitely right.

[impavid]

Well I didn't exactly know the Natha were gonna re-appear, snap their fingers and freeze the thing did I?

[braidedwonder]

Yeah but it's pretty easy to assume that thing would smash you like a bug, isn't it?

[impavid]

So we all just should have sat back and waited for the dragon come find us? I'm not sure that's infinitely better.

[braidedwonder]

I mean, we had at least a little bit of a heads up. Could'a been making a break for it in the mean time.

But I mean, hey, you're alive anyways, so..

[impavid]

[ I mean he is now but thanks for neatly stepping on that grenade of a point, Duo, John is not bitter at all. This is the face of a man who is absolutely not bitter. He wants to argue that hey!! Making a break for where? If the Natha hadn't frozen the dragon it would have set fire to everything --

But you know what, some arguments are pointless when the thing is frozen now anyway. ]

Guess I am. Does this mean I'm not allowed to see the gundam?

[ Gundams: way more interesting than his absolutely avoidable, idiotic, hero-complex driven death. Please, sometimes people just want to play with giant robots okay and pretend their life isn't a slow trainwreck. Have pity. ]

[braidedwonder]

Jesus. Should'a gathered everyone would be all about the gundam after I brought it up.

I'm gonna be there in like 20 minutes if you wanna see it.

[impavid]

I'd offer to show you mine in return but I don't have one. All my toys are still child-locked by the Natha. I can offer to bring a bribe?

[ Things you say when you have no idea you're talking to a teenager. ]

[braidedwonder]

What kind of bribe are we talking?

[impavid]

What's your poison?

[ John don't John stop. ]

[braidedwonder]

That's another extensive list, man.

What're you offering?

[impavid]

[ Why can nobody in this whole place just say what they want? ]

Anything I can reasonably obtain while stranded on the station? Roman seems to have pretty much all food and drink options, I can bring you whatever from there. Most of my personal stashes are frozen down on Olympia, though.

[braidedwonder]

I'm always down for a meal.

[ A teenager of simple pleasures. ]

If they've got something that involves bacon, even better.

[impavid]

[ I mean they can make anything, so -- ]

BLT?

Bacon cheeseburger?

[ Are gundams worth this indignity, John really hopes so. ]

[braidedwonder]

Bacon cheeseburger definitely.

I could put down two, honestly.

[impavid]

[ I mean, I guess if you're going to lose your dignity there are worse things to trade it for then getting to touch a gundam. Okay, let's go for this. ]

Well how about I bring two then either we eat one each or I watch you ravenously destroy both like you haven't eaten in a month?

[braidedwonder]

If you definitely want a burger than you need to bring three, bud.