Hey, hey! A sword requires a completely different set of equipment and skillset, man. Unless it's a laser sword... That I could probably do, but who wields a laser sword? You'd cut your d'asted hand off.

[Star Wars and Marvel are owned by Disney. It's okay to make these jokes.]

Okay, first of all two of those things you could just pick up off the ground if you're ambitious enough. And what is it with you people and slingshots. You are the second person here who's been like "What about a slingshot, man? Haven't you ever heard of David and Goliath." No, I haven't! 'Cause in the wider galaxy we don't fight things with slingshots!

[he puffs out his cheeks and exhales.] But if you want a fancy-ass slingshot, I'll try something, 'cause I wanna prove a point.