There's a sky mansion with the ivy cleared away from the door and a handwritten sign that says "This is the front door." That one's ours.
[It's a long story. The Guardians are special have access to flight suits and also made their guests climb rope ladders, and forgot there was a fucking door to the mansion.]
And if anyone gets a little too happy with these weapons, I got ways to make 'em very uncomfortable about trying to con me. I'm being generous, not idiotic.
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[It's a long story. The Guardians are special have access to flight suits and also made their guests climb rope ladders, and forgot there was a fucking door to the mansion.]
And if anyone gets a little too happy with these weapons, I got ways to make 'em very uncomfortable about trying to con me. I'm being generous, not idiotic.