[Axel snorts a laugh and shakes his head.]

No, no, it's... it's Axel. Nice to meet'cha, Steve, it was? [If you can believe it, 'Steve' is actually kind of an uncommon name where he comes from.] The username was mostly just kind of a joke. You know, break the ice? 'Oh, who're you?' 'Oh, you know, Nobody.'

[It's kind of a lie, but he's also not wrong.]

I saw someone had snagged 'nunya', and I'm just disappointed in myself for not thinking of that one, honestly.