Good god, I'm shocked your companions haven't willingly deafened themselves stuck with the two of you in one room.

[Thank god Dorian hadn't decided to play host. Still, there's a little pause as she frowns and reads that translated text. Hmm . . . ]

Dorian and I found something, though. Hang on a moment, I'll add it to your list. And if you'd like my guess? It's more likely something incredibly sanctimonious. These things usually are.