TEXT | un: nightray

[yelliot]

_{[After about half an hour of trying to figure out how to post with his phone, Elliot's using the network for the first time. Does he have something important to report? Well, that depends on if cats matter to you or not...]}

My friend found a cat.

_{[Ah yes, the classic 'asking for a friend technique' in action. Always works, never fails.]}

They don't know what to name it, so I'm asking for suggestions. This is what it looks like.

Don't suggest stupid names either! A cat like this deserves a really good name!

Comments

un: noir - text;

[frombetrayal]

Oh, how cute!
Is your friend's [she won't call you on your bullshit, elliot, it's fine] cat a boy or a girl?

un : perfume

[eaudevamp]

[ Not knowing who this was, Reign still decided to reply. If only because it reminded him of a certain cat lover. ]

cotton? powder? maybe capri? I think cotton is cute. looks like a fluffy cotton to me.
how about... duke?

un: nightray

[yelliot]

It's a girl cat.

un: nightray

[yelliot]

She is really fluffy. Cotton is cute...
I can't call her duke she's a girl.

un: keatonnnnnnnn

[notwagging]

hey
name it
elliot

un: nightray

[yelliot]

I'm not naming it after myself!
Also it's a girl.

[eaudevamp]

ah, a cute girl kitty!
then what about duchess? or the archaic dutchess?

[notwagging]

so?
you can name the cat
whatever you want
and if someone doesn't like it

challenge them

[yelliot]

A girl cat gets a girl name.

[frombetrayal]

A girl...
In that case, how about Momo or Maron?

un: revolution

[idealisme]

Minette.

Though, does a cat's name really warrant so much thought? It's an animal. [He doesn't mean to be as hostile as that sounds, he's just surprised.]

un: nightray

[yelliot]

Take that back or I'll punch you in the face!

[yelliot]

Isn't a title for a name kind of weird though?

[idealisme]

A cat is an animal. At least, they were in Paris, last I knew. You wish me to take that back?

[yelliot]

Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it isn't worthy of a name!

[yelliot]

Momo or Maron...I'll keep them in mind.

[idealisme]

[oh okay you just assumed what he said that's fine]

A cat can have a name, I do not disagree.

[frombetrayal]

what sorts of names do people give cats here you come from?

[yelliot]

_{[He really...likes cats...okay...]}

I'm giving this cat's name just as much thought as I would naming my own child!

_{[Not that...he'll ever have kids but, y'know. Furbaby.]}

[idealisme]

By asking complete strangers.

[yelliot]

A girl I knew named her cats Snowball, Dinah, and Kitty.

[yelliot]

For ideas! Stupid! Isn't it better to get as many suggestions as possible and then weigh them against your own choices?!

[frombetrayal]

...she named her cat "Kitty"?

[idealisme]

Is that, in fact, better than choosing a name which has personal meaning to you?

[yelliot]

She's an idiot.



But her cats are cute.