ripvanwinkled: (snake4)
snake won't hesitate bitch 🔫 ([personal profile] ripvanwinkled) wrote in [community profile] elnysa 2017-10-10 03:47 pm (UTC)

[The longer Taako keeps talking, the more Snake knows, and the more Snake dreads. He takes this time to reorient himself towards the camera before he turns on his own video feed of him looking directly into it. He's looking into the camera, dead inside, and you know what? He's still doing it.

He taps his phone so the Siri-esque reads "Nicki Minaj dash Anaconda", then he takes a deep sigh.]
Read Nicki Minaj's Anaconda as... Taako's dearest friend, Jenkins.

[And in a voice that was made to describe slow sex, Jenkins does sing about how he ain't missing no meals, and how he's coming through to fuck them in his automobile. And Snake? He goes to get a drink. It's water, but he can't listen to this. He can't do this.]

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